Math can often seem like a whole new language, especially for kids who are trying to figure out all the numbers and equations.
It feels like stepping into a place where everything appears similar, but something just feels off. For our young hero, it looks like he’s not only dealing with multiplication; he’s also finding the funny side of math class.
Here it goes:
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father,
”I got an F in math today.”
His father replies, ”What happened?”
The boy says, ”Well, my teacher asked me, ‘What’s 3 times 2’, and I said 6.’”
The father replies, ”Well, that’s correct.”
The boy says, ”I know. Then she asked me, ‘What’s 2 times 3.’”
The father then replies, ”What the fuck is the difference?”
The boys says, ”That’s what I said!”
BONUS STORY: Do you fart in bed ?
Do you fart in bed?
If this story doesn’t make you laugh so hard that you cry, then I’ll have to pray for you! It’s about a couple who had a really happy marriage, but there was one little problem: the husband had a habit of farting super loudly every morning. His loud toots would wake his wife up, and the smell was so bad it made her eyes water and left her gasping for air.
Every morning, she begged him to stop because it was making her feel sick. He insisted he couldn’t help it and that it was totally normal. She even suggested he see a doctor because she worried he might explode one day!
Years went by, and he kept on farting. Then, one Christmas morning, while she was getting the turkey ready for dinner and he was still asleep upstairs, she had a sneaky idea. She looked at the turkey guts—like the neck and liver—and thought of a plan. She took the bowl of guts and tiptoed upstairs. Carefully, she pulled back the covers and the waistband of his underwear, dumping the turkey guts inside!
Not long after, she heard him wake up with his usual loud fart, followed by a terrifying scream and the sound of him rushing to the bathroom.
The wife couldn’t stop laughing as she rolled on the floor, tears streaming down her face! After all those years of dealing with his farts, she felt like she finally got her revenge. About twenty minutes later, he came downstairs in his stained underwear, looking completely horrified!
She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, “Honey you were right… all these years you have warned me and I didn’t listen to you.” “What do you mean?” asked his wife. “Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in……………….…..”
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